To them I say: Look at this shithead and tell me it deserves to stand shoulder to shoulder with Blastoise and Charizard. Oooooooh! I’m the only Dragon type in the game! Ooooooooooh! Love me! Pathetic.Ī lot of people like Venusaur.
Teleport pokemon generation one movie#
Used to get a shiny Mew card free when you went to see the Pokémon movie which was cool until you looked at it and it had ‘PROMO’ on and every other single kid in the Odeon had one too. Look at it! It’s a 30 foot tall snake monster made out of rocks! This should be the best fucking Pokémon in the game! It should literally be unbeatable! Look at it! What is going to beat it in a fight! What! Literally nothing else on this list! Especially not a Bellsprout using Vine Whip! And then realising how pathetically shit it is. One of the most crushing disappointments you can go through as a kid is getting an Onix. (Not actual death, but the permanent loss of a Pokémon that I really, really, really liked, which, whilst not close to actual death, is still definitely a very powerful emotion.
Teleport pokemon generation one how to#
Weezing taught me how to cope with death. If you’ve ever done a Nuzlocke run-through (essentially Pokémon on hard mode: if one of your boys dies, that’s it, you can’t use it again) you’ll know just how miserable and devastating these guys are, self-destructing and critical hitting everything you ever loved.
Made you all have to go home and have your hair washed and combed with that special shampoo. Venonat always reminded you of someone at your Primary School, didn’t it? Just that one kid with shaggy hair that didn’t really wash that looked a bit like Venonat. By the time you caught one it was the end of the game, so you couldn’t use it, and even if you did, it was so overpowered it was no fun. You look like you should be off somewhere fighting Goku for the seventh Dragon Ball. Please, someone, just give it some proper eyes so I can finally sleep at night.ĭon’t know how to tell you this pal but you’re in the wrong cartoon. Goldeen gets ranked higher because it doesn’t look like it has taken acid. Here they are, every couple of steps, flapping into you and using Supersonic to confuse your Pokémon and dragging every minor battle out as long as they can, even though they know they will never win. Oh, stumbling through the last bit of a cave with half of your Pokémon poisoned, is it? Gameboy screen flashing and the menacing music playing off and on because your beloved Charmander is slowly and painfully dying, is it? Trying to hopelessly stumble toward daylight, and a Pokémon Center, and freedom, is it? Here are approximately 4 trillion Zubats, all level 7, all terribly, terribly annoying shithouses just to make this experience as unpleasant as possible. This is all 151 original Pokémon, ranked.Ībsolutely not. This is the first generation, and the best, the still the only ones that really matter. The ones you defeated the Elite Four with for the first time, the single most important moment in your childhood. The ones that took you through all the difficult parts of childhood: School, the waiting room at the dentist, the seven hour car-ride down to Devon interrupted by you vomiting your guts out at some obscure M5 services because you were staring at your GameBoy and didn’t look once, not a single time, out of the window at the real world whizzing by. I’ve got to keep this intro (relatively) brief as we have 151 of these glorious beasts to get through, all the way from Aerodactyl to Zubat. I don’t know what that is, nor do I want to know
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